#spicy flan

[justletmereadmycomics]

@diona-98 It's doooone~ click to see it better, Tumblr absolutely devoured the quality holy crap-

it DOES have a tail

age is somewhere between 14-17. It isn't really sure.

Pupils get more wavy/distorted the more "unstable" the emotion

No one knows how she got that top on.

Backstory? What's that? (im working on it)

w/ out accessories below the cut

[diona-98]

for @justletmereadmycomics 😘

[pokemon-cafe]

simisear stimboard with food stims for @grayvillage !

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[bunny-jpeg]

how can i take your order? all you have to do is pick a dessert, drink and driver/character of your choosing! are you in the mood for a mille-feuille or a big slice of chocolate cake! please, please, please indicate who you want me to write about!!

the servers are from the following: formula one, call of duty, baldur's gate 3, haikyuu, one piece, jujustu kaisen, detective comics (dc), marvel comics (but i am open to any other fandoms you might have in mind! please do not hesitate to ask!!)

i do also accept polyam relationships! (pairing + reader), up to about four people! just to make it manageable on my end!

all orders can be made to the inbox for @bunnys-kisses and i'll get your order together asap! also let me know if you want it extra sweet or a little more spicy !

mille-feuille: “that’s it, fuck, that’s a good girl.”

butter tart: "let's ruin ourselves for anyone else."

sugar pie: “gonna let daddy hear ya?”

zebra cake: "well, what do we have here?"

carrot cake: "swallow it. all of it."

millionaire shortcake: "if they saw you now, you'd be the biggest shame to your family."

pots de crème: "if a picture is worth a thousand words, then i could probably get a million dollars for this photo."

oat flapjacks: "i'm not scared of you."

persian rolls: "it's mandatory i finish. you getting to finish is a treat."

spice pie: "i didn't know it was possible to be a liar and a slut."

mushroom pie: "if you don't shut up. i'm going to shut you up."

lemon slice: "i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making."

swiss roll: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

pumpkin pie: "i've met strays who were more obedient."

pastry braid: "your job is to make me cum. now get to work."

sausage roll: "i wonder how much i could get for photos of this cunt."

pithivier: "if you don't behave, i'll let the boys take care of you."

tiramisu: “my little slut to ruin.”

sponge toffee: "aw, is someone mad that they can only cum because of me?"

pull-apart bread: "i love you"

powered sugar donuts: "marry me."

blueberry bars: “gonna make you a mamma and you're gonna make me a daddy.”

pudding chomeur: "i don't share."

ice cream bars: “did you see the way he was eyeing you? he need to know you're mine."

chocolate cake: "do you feel that? that's what happens when i think about you all day."

soufflé: "i'll be gentle."

fried dough: "i know virginity is a stupid concept... but i want to take yours."

apple pie: "now be good and beg. thank you."

vanilla cheesecake: "where are your manners?"

berry trifle: "wrong. try again."

maple cream pie: "either you wear the necklace with my name on it, or wear my bruises around your neck."

s'more: "The accent gets to you, doesn't it?"

belgian waffles: "i cum in that every night."

pancakes: "if you bite me. i'll bite you back."

loaf of whole wheat bread: "you're going to shut that mouth and take me."

jos louis: "does someone need a daddy?"

maple taffy: "oh my god you're stupid."

snowballs: "don't worry, drug tests aren't till next week."

shortbread cookies: "and who does this belong to?"

flan: "i'm not possessive... i'm obsessive."

peach cake: "if you spill a drop, we start all over."

angel food cake: "if he fucks with me again, i'm finishing inside of you."

red velvet cupcake: "if you don't like being called a whore, then stop acting like one."

mince pie: "i'm not jealous."

banana bread: "i'm going to fuck that sweet pussy of yours until the only word your little brain can form is my name."

crumb cake: "if you just listened, all of this could've been avoided."

chocolate chip cookies: "you're beautiful when you smile, but you're the prettiest when my cock is in your throat"

nanaimo bars: "who's my pretty girl? c'mon say it."

coffee cake: "knees. now."

sourdough bread: "i'm going to breed you."

blueberry muffins: "i don't think it'll fit."

pound cake with strawberries: "you know i hate going over rules, but just because i like seeing you embarrassed, i'll tell you them again."

croissant: "i wonder if your father knows what happens during the off hours. if he knows you're here with me."

crepe: "pretty girl."

french toast: "you're trying to make me jealous!"

churros: "if you don't shut that little mouth of yours, i will stuff it full. okay?"

shortbread squares: "you're just mad that that my cock fits perfectly in you now. must be a blow to the ego that we're a perfect match."

savory pastry: "let your brother find out."

sweet pastry: "i'll make it all better."

eclairs: "the family's precious little girl. under me like a slut."

boston cream pie: "yeah, i'll use protection."

bagel: “gonna paint you with my teeth.”

crostata: “stupid slut, this is what you wanted huh? wanted me to fuck you like i hate you.”

tres leches: "i wonder if your brother know i cum in you."

peanut butter bars: “scratch me, bite me, just mark me sweetheart. show them I’m yours.”

eton mess: "be careful. your breath smells like cum."

scones: "but what if they see us!"

english muffin: "aw, is someone crying?"

honey cruller: "i forget how small you are sometimes."

banana split: "don't look at me like that."

beer brownies: "stick your tongue out anymore and you'll look like a dog."

fudge: "your father is pissing me off."

sticky toffee pudding: "the only way this is ending is you getting pregnant."

hot cross buns: "don't hide your face from me. i'd hate to have to tie you up."

brownies: "you're so much more agreeable when you have something to occupy that mouth of yours."

chocolate mousse: "the only necklace you need is my hand around your throat"

tim bits: "stupid little thing."

fruitcake: "i'll make tonight special."

cornmeal muffin: "i need you most."

devil's food cake: "you're my most unhealthy obsession."

crème caramel: "oh. you thought you were getting away from me?"

banana & chocolate muffins: "i'm only doing this because you need to learn how to behave, rules are rules, and you need to follow them."

custard tart: "i've never done this before."

cinnamon rolls: "no one needs to know."

mango sorbet: "you are by far the dumbest thing i've ever fucked. how did they even let you graduate?"

date squares: "you look better with my marks on you."

figgy duff: "if i buy it, will you stop pouting?"

spicy upside down cake: "let's play a game: don't get caught."

cream puffs: "let me finish inside."

profiteroles: "come away with me. for a week, together. anywhere you want, we'll go."

with a side of:

coffee: rivals

tea: semi-public/public sex

juice: cockwarming

mocha coffee: breeding kink

bubble tea: daddy kink

a vodka shot: rough sex

sparkling water: gentle sex

coconut water: alternate universe

energy drink: doggy style

champagne: sugar daddy situation

hard lemonade: possessive behaviour

espresso shot: dirty talking

a glass of wine: cowgirl position

ice capp coffee: werewolf au

bloody mary: vampire au

martini: mafia au

frozen latte: dumbification

frozen lemonade: consensual non-consent

cranberry juice: mean!character

glass of water: aftercare

chocolate milk: tenderness

milkshake: size kink

pina colada: pregnancy

cider: body worship

mai tai: loss of virginity

margarita: unprotected sex

mint julep: punishments

chai: biting/hickies

earl grey: big cock

fishbowl cocktail: protected sex

tonic water: age gap

matcha latte: collars/bondage

root beer: filming/recording

soda: jealousy

americano: oral sex

whisky: degrading language

vitamin water: dom/sub dynamic

irish coffee: high sex

sangria: drunk sex

dark roast coffee: sub!character

dark hot chocolate: sub!reader

iced tea: accidentally launching relationship

lemon water: university/college au

naked & famous: bimbo/ditzy!reader

on the house: author's choice!

ORDER UP!

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I bet Miguel can cook REALLY well.

Like CRAZY WELL.

Being a dad he did have to come up with something to eat for dinner every night

And with Gabriella being a bit picky, sometimes he had to get creative

And some of his favorite memories are the conversations he and Gabbie had while dinner was on the stove

But even now, he loves it. Miguel finds he act of cooking so relaxing. He likes the peace and the order of it

And even if he comes in really really late from HQ - he'll still try and cook something

Fighting sleep while cooking a quesadilla on the stove

He's a Sazon loyalist SORRY ADOBO STANS

There's always tortillas, sour cream and salsa verde in his fridge - freshly made

(if you got those you can figure something out)

And he grows his own cilantro and basil on the window sill

And he'll never use powdered garlic, only fresh

Yes he can eat garlic - yes people on campus ask him that a lot

(he's hot ACTUALLY a vampire)

His seafood is TO DIE FOR

Miguel can make amazing lobster tail, or crab legs (with Old Bay and butter of course)

And his Ceviche is SO GOOD and SO FRESH

Most likely makes everything spicy. It's not even that he 'loves' spicy food - He just makes it spicy AF and acts like he doesn't notice

MEANWHILE you're next to him and it hurts to breathe

He and Hobie are bean stans.

Miguel loves them in Chilli con Carne, with rice, refried, you name it

and Hobie goes through those British blue cans of Heinz baked beans like it's nobodies business

They both think beans are underrated

Makes AMAZING MOLE and even better Tamales

But you have to BEG him for weeks on end to get him to make Tamales cause he can't be bothered - and he will make you help

He likes Avocado, like in general. On toast, with eggs, guacamole use always a staple

He'll often just eat chips and guacamole the whole day in his office and he'll get pissed if the food court is out of it.

Well look at a corn shell ground beef taco and be like 'You think that's a taco? Is that what you honestly believe?'

Loves cooking with other people - in fact Miguel actually just likes working with people in general. That's why Lyla has a personality.

He's good at guiding others during cooking and teaching them things and not bossing them around

OBSESSED LIKE CONCERNINGLY SO

With mango and Tajin

He'll put Tajin seasoning on ANYTHING - the first time Jess saw him put it on watermelon she was like 'what for????'

But he loves fruit in general, watermelon, lychee, guava. A lot of them are grown fresh in the Society gardens

Strawberries are a favorite of his. Gabriella loved strawberries on pancakes

He pronounces lychee - Leechee (not Lie-chee)

He's the fucking PRO at protein shakes and milkshakes

The man needs workout fuel and whey powder and kale and potassium and-

He's in the kitchen 5am getting ready for the gym

Making a shit ton of peanut butter strawberry banana and oats protein smoothie with coconut milk and honey to sweeten

Because he does have a sweet tooth.

Jolly Ranchers are an oral fixation

You can hear him sucking on one, the quiet clacking of it.

Or see him press it into his cheek, lost in thought

But baking and sweets are his secret love

He just doesn't have anyone to test it on anymore - so he doesn't

His flan is the best, and it was one of Gabbie's show faves

He eats parfaits pretty often, and makes them a lot for Jess (and she teases it for it)

Miguel LOVES tres leches cake, as sweet as possible. And fancy stuff like creme brulee

Don't tell anyone but he actually really likes cheesecake he acts like it's a secret

With him cooking get ready for the most sugariest breakfast ever. It's a dad thing.

Whipped cream, fruits, syrup, chocolate chips, you name it.

Sure Miguel shouldn't have been giving Gabriella THAT much sugar THAT early - but with you it's fine so enjoy the stomach ache in two hours

Another dad thing:

COOK OUT FOOD.

Him and Peter get INTENSE.

Miguel swears by charcoal grills, Peter likes propane and gas

Miguel is the tio with the best Hot dogs and relish that HITS

Peter is the burger dad who spends an insane amount of money on Angus beef

Miguel judges your hot dog toppings but says nothing

His ELOTE???? EUPHORIC

Like,,, it'll bring you to tears it's so good - I don't know how he does it

And when it comes to cooking he's ALWAYS willing to learn

He'd rather invite you over and cook you something than going out to eat

He'll learn something you like or where you're from and make something from there

Even better if you can teach him how to make something - the two of you can make it together

But his favorite part by far is setting it down at the table, trying not to seem like he's watching your reaction

And seeing your face light up at the first bite

Or even better -

Seeing you collapse into bed with a food coma

Miguel with cooking and food as a love language

[wololo-01]

Mrs. Water bday is coming up!!!, but I don't know what actually do Until that day comes, so i will give you guys some fun facts about her:

Mrs. Water is asexual.

She mostly obsesse with sweets and candy.

She hates bitter and sour things but is in good terms with some spicy foods, and she likes salty things.

Her favorite sweet is chocolate, brigadeiro, roll cake, Pudim De Leite Condensado (or brazillian flan) and paçoca .

Her favorite (none candy) food is Strogonoff (of brazillian way) pizza (Especially sweet pizzas flavors) and spaghetti!, but she will also eat almost everytime without asking.

She is a really good and faster runners (not like super faster or anything but really great)

Mrs. Water has her own time limit to stay awake, like a Stardew valley player!, That is, if she doesn't get to her dorm in time, she would go immediately fall asleep on the floor or other places.

She has two pairs of gloves, one small and the other very large.

She currently has more than 7 siblings, but only grew up with 5 of them.

Has good boxing skills but focused more in running than fight.

She is a good Singer.

She is extremely disorganized even though she tries to tidy up, she would disorganize everything again to find something she lost after a few minutes.

Mrs. Water is very sensitive to physical touch and get extremely uncomfortable with anyone who don't asked her first to touch her, shes fine with friends and very close friends but strange or people who she knows little? That's a big no no!.

She has 3 cats and 2 dogs (plan to adopt one more cat!).

She loves a lot sanrio, one of her favorite her favorite is chococat!

Her skill on kitchen are Very bad, like Spencer from iCarly (and for those who are watched it the show who what i am talking about)

Mrs water is very good at engineering (it's no wonder she was hired as one) but also got some experience with mechanics too!.

She was once engaged, but never married.

Mrs. Water is alcoholic, her favorite drink is tequila and chocolate liqueurs but since she can't drink in her work, she mostly consume a lot of coffee for time

She is very competitive in some games, a game of uno is like a war for her.

Not knowing how to express herself, Mrs. Water tends to use presents, foods, drinks or maybe singing was Her sign of show affection to people

She really likes a lot of vídeo games with who Involved mystery, terror Suspense or multiplayer games, her favorites is Danganronpa, lethal company and devour but when it comes to game with no like that? She who just play Mario or a rhythm heaven fever

Loose her cool easily when anyone ask and say shit over something like her friends, family or her Past relationships.

[thebearer]

This isn’t a request or anything but I wanted to know if you agree with a headcannon of mine. Okay, I feel like Carmey watches tv with you when he can and it’s a bonding thing to watch reality tv. It’s quality time that decompresses and no one needs to speak, that is so Carmey coded.

So, I think that Carmen would watching cooking competition shows for inspiration, but I think his gulity pleasure is the junior British bake off because it’s very calm and no one is mean at all. I think that might be a dad Carmen thing to actively do things that make him calm, like that after a long rough shift at the bear. And hands massaging his hair as he is trying to stay up.

omg yes or just imagining one night at the bear, you decide to do a "team bonding" type exercise, maybe in the style sorta like chopped. one vs one, with different people as judges.

carmen vs sydney. three courses: apps, main, dessert. first mystery item they have to use is those shitty mandarin oranges that come in a plastic cup.

carmen makes a scallop and carrot puree spoon app blends the oranges in with the carrot for sweetness. syd makes a summer kale salad with fresh fruit and fresh oranges, but uses the juice to make a vinaigrette.

second round you use cotton candy grapes as your mystery item, the whole team cheering and egging them on while they try to cook something in the short amount of time. carmen makes a chuteny out of the grapes and serves it with rice and naan. sydney goes with a chicken salad sandwich on sourdough, a sweet and spicy sort of recipe.

last round is dessert and you choose asparagus, mainly because you hate it and you want to see what they come up with. sydney pulls out a sort of asparagus flan that disguises the taste. carmen attempted to do an asparagus tart that you gagged when you ate lol.

sydney was the winner, easily, the whole kitchen hyping her up before it was tina and marcus' turn.

even you and richie (notoriously the worst cooks in the kitchen lol) when head and head at one round. the ingredient being black garlic, which you used to make fancy butter noodles and richie used to make garlic bread... both weren't great but the staff got a kick out of watching the two of you scream and run around the kitchen.

[sleepis4theweak]

FOODIE SIBLINGS AND FRIENDS EXTENDED UNIVERSE MASTERPOST

Owners-

Milkshake: Me! and @mikebeanz

Waffles Pancake: Me

'Sandy' Sandwich : @kredena-dark

Slushie: @buny1

Peppermint: @pinkatint

Kiwi: @banana-pancake5

Mochi: @ilikestarfoxturtles

Pretzel: @ilikestarfoxturtles

Bluecrop Blueberry/Blue/Berry: @trashyandtiredsol

Bill/Bilberry Bun - @minophlia

Sundae - @cosmocafe

Salad/Lettuce- @diona-98

Toffee- @peoplepersonoaktree

Ichigo Miruku - @tinker-the-dragon

Kathy Cookie - @qeelovestea

Blackberry- @artcosmique

Chips- @critter-core

Muffin- @critter-core

Gram- @allyheart707

Mellow - @allyheart707

Cotton Candy- @ofthefrogs

Honey and Maple- @mochi-myles

Caramel Crumb- @delicatechildwitch

Cheddar- @corgiisaloser

Cowtail - @3mutantsinatrenchcoat

Raspberry- @riseleon

Cherry - @artistheworld

Orange Juice- @temva

Cupcake- @riseleon

Strawberry - @riseleon

Bean - @ilikestarfoxturtles

Star/Starfruit- @drillss

Onion- @diona-98

Apple Sweet - @mikebeanz

Candy - @kiyokotheweeb

Baykari/Black Forest cake- @smuggonifico-lmao

Okra - @banana-pancake5

Carrot Cake- @dr-slightly-dissapointed

Pocky- @corgiisaloser

Amyteia/Ruby- @minophlia

Truffle- @qeelovestea

Matcha - @diona-98 and @qeelovestea

Poptart- @doctor-feelings

Spicy Flan- @justletmereadmycomics

Caramel Cheesecake- @tinker-the-dragon

Leatrice Lemon- @buny1

Broccoli- @diona-98

Red Bean- @diona-98 @qeelovestea

Citrus/Tangerine- @/mochi-myles

Mochaccino- @/mochi-myles

Passionfruit- @critter-core

GENERAL TAG FOR THE AU-

#tmnt foodie au

[gensokyogarden]

How well do each of your muses handle spicy foods?

Oh boy! given the fairies were discussing it I'll start with my canons/ocs at the SDM and then include some others that are interesting.

My take on Remilia comes from France so to answer this I decided to research a bit on French cooking. While there do seem to be a few spices used in traditional French meals they seem to have very few with hot spices. Remilia was born in 1491 and became a vampire in 1511. In the time that she lived foreign cuisines were not too readily apparent and I head canon she began eating a lot less upon going vamp so modern time hasn't given her much opportunity to adapt to spice. With that in mind, Remilia doesn't handle spice well at all.

A lot of the factors for Flan are pretty much the same with just slight variance. Frenchish (except technically her home is now in Belgium) born in 1496 became a vampire in 1515. The difference is that Flandre did not have a break with eating as Remi did. Since Flandre doesn't control her strength she can't effectively feed on blood so she has to eat actual meals. FDS reveals the fairy mades do a lot of the cooking but personally I headcanon that Meiling had been with the manor long before the fae staff (Sakuya may well have too). That means Meiling probably did a fair bit of the cooking in the past. Chinese food has a lot of spicy dishes. Meiling probably knew better than to just feed Flandre super spicy food but she can at least handle a bit of kick. Not Mapo Tofu but some other curries she can manage.

My Patchy was raised in China by Italian merchants. Both cultures have a good amount of spicy food in their cooking. However the issue is that Patchouli has several health problems (Anemia, asthma, etc). Personally, as someone without any of that, I am not sure what impact spicy food can have on that. For that reason I'm tentatively going to say that Patchouli handles spice okay but that they irritate her throat in large qualities. So only small doses of spice please.

Chimata is a Japanese market god. Don't know much about Japanese food but from what I can find they don't have many national spicy foods but that Chinese and Indian spicy foods have always been popular there, also some regional spicy foods. Spice itself has always been a big part of merchantry, which gives Chim-chim a good reason to have pretty big stockpiles. I think Chimata actually has the best spice tolerance of all my SDM muses. Spicy food is probably her preferred meal. Lots of Mapo Tofu for this lady.

For my rarely appearing Sakuya muse, she was raised in Mexico. Ate a lot of hot spices before being recruited by her vampire boss. Unfortunately, Remilia's distaste for spices means that since coming to the mansion she hasn't ate anything spicy. After all, the meals prepared are for Remilia (even if she often does not feel like eating). For that reason her spice tolerance has sagged with time.

Now for my SDM ocs.

Mizu is basically a water bucket brought to life. Capsaicin is an oil and her body is even more water than a human's is. Do not give her spice. It will just cause her entire body to feel like it were burning.

Fairies are nature spirits and Summer is one for the hottest season of the year. I don't think she'd have any problem with spice. In fact she enjoys some of the spicier peppers quite a lot.

Don't give the goblins spice. They're English house spirits, the hottest thing they've had is horse radish.

Lavender is not prepared for spice. She does not have Patchouli's background but does have her poor constitution so spicy food will wipe the floor with her.

Now a few other characters:

Reimu does not even seem to process that she's eaten something spicy when given it. Unphased.

Eirin will, similarly, eat some of the hottest peppers and spices known to man and look totally unphased afterwards.

Yuuka very specifically likes Mapo Tofu. Nobody has seen her eat any other spicy foods.

Byakuren can scarf down spices with no problem. Seems to really like it.

Reisen ate a bell pepper and became horrible pained. No spice for her please.

[estoyegoista]

🌸 ⸻ LUCIA HERNANDEZ-MARTINEZ

you’re not from around here , are you? i figured because you totally just missed LUCIA HERNANDEZ walking by. don’t tell me you don’t know who she is ? they kind of look like melissa barrera and i could be wrong but i think that they might be twenty-eight years old right now. they’ve been living in palmview for the last year. and i don’t know if anyone has ever told them this before but they kind of remind me of kelly kapoor from the office. if you stick around the town long enough you might catch them in action working at the salty sailor bar as a bartender. you see this town isn’t really that big of a place, some folks like to call them the airhead of palmview! they took a liking to the name too after a while, go figure. oh crap, they must have heard me yapping. they’re coming this way. i got to warn you though, rumor has it they can pretty selfish at times. i wouldn’t take it too seriously though, from the times i’ve spoken to them they seemed pretty free-spirited to me. we see each other all the time since they live in that one bedroom apartment beside me over in sunny shores. i better leave you to it. it was nice meeting you!  

hi, hola, bonjour ! this is my baby lucia, she's kind of a trainwreck. there are slight mentions of dv, drugs, and mental health issues below.

♡ ━━ BASICS

full name: lucia hernandez-martinez

birthdate: february 21, 1996

age: twenty-eight

ethnicity: mexican

gender: cis woman ( she/her/hers )

orientation: pansexual

occupation: bartender at the salty sailor bar

languages spoken: spanish ( specifically mexican spanish ), english

positives: free-spirited, amiable, optimistic, affectionate

negatives: impulsive, flighty, selfish, ditzy, sensitive

likes: shopping, partying, dancing, spicy foods, working out, bubble baths, matcha lattes, the smell of fresh flowers, social media, homeopathic remedies, flan, skincare, edibles, and latin pop.

dislikes: thunderstorms, telenovelas, responsibilities, country music, cold weather, confrontation, close-minded people.

♡ ━━ BACKGROUND

at the age of three, the hernandez-martinez family relocated from their little home in monterrey, mexico to the big city of los angeles, california. the family wasn’t well-off by any means, living in a run-down apartment barely getting by. her mother, rosana, became the owner of mi vida bar which didn’t earn them enough income as they hoped. her father, alejandro, picked up landscaping on top of helping out with the new family business. 

lucia was the youngest of two. the most spoiled child and notably the favorite, which caused a rift in the relationship with her sister, valeria. her formative years were spent enrolled in dance recitals and beauty pageants. with her love of putting on a show, her mother always believed she’d be a shining star. this slowly began the battle of basing her self-worth solely on her appearance.

tw dv; despite the toll these activities had on her mental health, she was grateful for the little moments she was able to escape from the chaos of her household. said chaos only halted when a neighbor from their apartment complex phoned the police during a heated brawl. her father was arrested at the scene and then kept after findings of multiple other criminal offenses. all contact was severed with her father after the incident. end of dv

dynamics soon changed in the hernandez-martinez residence. valeria later felt the need to take on the caretaker role, eventually picking up a job to help their mother with rent. however, lucia always lived in her own carefree little bubble, believing her social status meant more than lending a hand. in fact, her egocentric personality made her both loved and hated by many. she squeezed her way into the popular clique in high school. often, she’d skip classes to smoke or shop with the money she had stolen from her mother. education wasn’t her forte, made evident by her below-average grades. her mother began to instill the belief in lucia that she’d never amount to anything. telling her that she’d have to find a rich partner if she wanted to make it successful in life.

due to the girl’s nasty habit of stealing, her mother sent her on her way after graduation. somehow she was able to convince valeria to help her on her feet. in typical lucia fashion, she burned that bridge by racking up thousands in credit card debt under her sister’s name. once again, she’d been sent off to fend for herself, becoming somewhat of a drifter. she’d connect with people only to use them for their money and a place to stay. she’d bleed them dry, then rinse and repeat. lucia wasn’t necessarily proud of her behavior, but she’d pin the blame on her mother. she couldn’t stomach being at fault for her own actions.

her last ex-boyfriend, juniper, caught wind of her schemes fairly early in their only three-month-long relationship. yet again, she’d racked up thousands in credit card debt under someone else’s name. after his findings, he threatened to sue her unless she paid him back in full. to avoid the consequences of her actions, she took what little money she had left and fled across the country to sunny shores, florida.

♡ ━━ OTHER TIDBITS

believes herself to be an incredibly spiritual person. although she does not practice a certain religion, she has a belief in the universe and cosmic energies. typically, whenever she is undergoing a crisis, she prefers to find a local tarot card reader. if she feels her luck is particularly bad she reaches out to curanderos for spiritual cleansings.

prefers homeopathic remedies over western medicine. she’s always carrying around homeopathic treatments in her bag, along with edibles.

very obsessed with the moon and the stars. in fact, she is the type of person to stop a conversation to have you gazing up at the sky.

due to her dancing background, she picked up a love for it over the years. her absolute favorite is salsa and she is guaranteed to invite anyone out for salsa dancing.

very obsessed with music, though she doesn’t consider herself a singer, she has an amazing vocal range. she only ever shows off her pipes singing in the car or at karaoke nights if she’s had a few drinks in her system.

most would consider her to be social media obsessed. she doesn’t have a huge following, just a couple thousand spanning across every platform. she still will take the time to capture every moment for an aesthetically pleasing post on her feed.

her huge downfall is her spending habits. she finds an excuse to treat herself no matter the state of her bank account.

for a huge chunk of her life, she considered herself to an entrepreneur. often, she’d throw herself head first into business endeavors that never took off. one being a skincare line titled ’diosa’ which was funded by an ex.

she’s only worked one real job before making her move to florida. she was a bartender for almost two months at her mother’s bar. after showing up late numerous times or choosing not to show up to her shifts at all, she was promptly fired.

is super into fitness. she has a daily routine that consists of drinking a green juice, which is followed by her morning run. she also loves working out at the gym, even taking yoga classes whenever she can.

she is unsure of her stance on love. she loves the idea of committing to someone, but it also terrifies her. with no sense of who she truly is, she often morphs herself into whoever the person she's infatuated with wants her to be.

has and will steal your significant other just because she can. literally the embodiment of break up with your gf, i'm bored.

is the type to flirt for fun, not necessarily because she's attracted to the person. she's also extremely affectionate with those she cares for, referring to her friends with cute pet names.

[edgessunflower]

Cultural mixing

Pairing: Zelina Vega x Fem reader

Description: You and your girlfriend make each other meals from your cultures

You smile making fried green tomatoes while music plays throughout the kitchen waiting for your girlfriend to come home. You decided to make a few southern dishes you grew up eating with your family to show more of your culture to Zelina, you first made cajun baked catfish with a roll and asparagus followed by homemade barbequed pork and chicken with mashed potatoes and corn then finally your mom's recipe of fried green tomatoes with peas, sweet corn, and mashed potatoes keeping them warm in the oven until zelina came home and sat down after showering and changing "Hey baby i got a few things for you" you hand her the barbeque which she groans in joy while eating and smiles at you while eating "Oh my god this is amazing". The next day for lunch you both eat fried green tomatoes and she immediately is stunned and in awe as she eats until she is finished "Baby you gotta make these again soon Jesus" then later that same day you both have cajun baked catfish and she just swallows it after squeezing lemon juice over it "Damn Mija! You gotta make this for Rey and the boys!" you laugh but keep the promises, making a big batch of the catfish later that week and bringing it backstage where her friends immediately are in awe as they eat even taking leftovers home with them, you make another batch this time of the mixed barbecue which everyone also enjoyed even taking batches to other wrestlers including the bloodline, judgement day, Kevin Owens, and Liv Morgan then you made more fried green tomatoes this time in two big batches which every single person backstage eats with the homemade sweet and spicy sauce you made. You walk in the door from work to a mouth watering smell seeing zelina cooking "Ah mi vida your home!" you share a kiss before sitting down for dinner "I made you one of my favorites, pinchos they're chicken skewers" you try it and instantly melt as you continue eating "This is amazing!" the next day you groan in hunger at the delicious smell throughout the house "Another Puerto Rican classic bebe Arroz con pollo" you are in awe as you eat the rice and chicken meal full of many flavors at once followed by a flan dessert which was very tasty, later that week you walk in from work with a smile when you smell food cooking in the kitchen "More Puerto Rican flavor! Bistec encebollado" you are full of joy eating the steak and onions with rice and roasted peaches which added a unique flavor you would never forget "God thank you for sharing these with me baby" she smiles giving you a gentle kiss "Thank you for sharing yours with me mi dulces" you both smile everytime you smell the familiar scents of these meals and new smells of meals you made from your cultures to each other later on.

[thatdykepunkslut]

Haiii!

I got tagged by @bustedelectronics

Last song:

Overkill by Front Line Assembly

Favorite color:

Surprisingly, Green! Any kind of deep, plant-like green. Or neon green tbh that was a fun Hair Era. Or lichen-ish muted green...

Currently watching:

Buffy, Devs, Dorohedoro, Dead Boy Detectives, Yellowjackets. Bc I'm dumb and can't stick to one thing. Finished Star Trek: Discovery (RIP) the other day bc I'd been saving it :P and last movie was Attack the Block which was REALLY fucking good!

Currently Reading:

Had like JUST finished Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer when I got tagged, Authority is on hold but it's not ready yet smh

Sweet/Savory/Spicy:

SPICEAY, I gotta add tons of cayenne pepper and chili crisp to like all my food. Sweet is a very close second though... Love pastry and flan

Relationship Status:

Long-distance dating but polyamorous

Last Thing Googled:

... Ngl it was "latex pants"

Tagging @t4t4t @lead-paint-girliepop @theachingvoid :3

[evita-shelby]

Juli! I'm sending asks to mutuals asking headcanons, or something like that for their ocs celebrating Christmas 🎄in modern AU.

What about modern Eva+ any of her men?

thank you 🖤

sooo Eva having a bigass(mostly) mexican family will try to return to the nest even if in the modern au, she and her mom don't have a good relationship.

and while she does have a dad, he's a photographer travelling the world so they hardly cross paths, sometimes they meet up most of the time they dont.

Also for all of these, Eva likes to dress up as a sexy santa and can dance the choreography from the christmas show in Mean girls.

listing each guy i have a modern au for below the cut:

Tommy:

they like to go to Polly’s place for Christmas and then spend new years at grandma's hacienda in Veracruz. her paternal family sometimes comes(Harry only has a brither named James who has two girls who's names i forgot) or they split the time between them.

because Tommy is less extravagant, their ideal christmas is just a nice time with the family and then going back home before the fireworks start as modern!Tommy was in the army and has ptsd. They have argued over whether tamales are too spicy to bring to Polly’s, menudo is out of the question because they balked at the idea of eating t

ripe and Eva makes flan every year.

baby gabe has so many pictures dhjdjd

Luca: they go to her family because Audrey still hates Eva and makes things difficult for them especially after luca names their kids after his maternal grandpa and his birth mother.

Luca has gotten drunk and serendaded Eva in spanish, it is also awkward as hell because he had a fling with Eva's mom isabel before they dated.

Jack: he keeps getting the short stick at his uncle's and has to dress up as Santa Claus, ends up just wearing a tank top, the hat and the pants because ,much like Elsa from Frozen, the cold never bothered him anyway. Eva will dress up and then complain she's cold, she will go all out with gifts and will be spending her time learning every recipe Jack’s mom and aunt have cuz she has never ever cooked american christmas foods.

her mom showed up once, it was awkward. her aunt Livia still doesn't like Jack, Eva's uncle is concerned because this man will be complaining its hot when they are all freezing.

[digitalheartstrings]

You hated the jungle. It was hot, and sticky, and sweaty, and awful. And that was just the weather. You respected insects, but there was a limit to even your graces. You weren’t sure which was more plentiful, your sweat or the cloak of flies that you were walking around with. If you didn’t sorely need to cast this spell, you wouldn’t be out here and you wouldn’t be covered in filth.

Luckily, you weren’t the first and you probably wouldn’t be the last. The Grand Enchantment, Shapeless Form, was sought after by people from all walks of life. The spell allowed any creature who conducted it to gain the ability to shapeshift into other forms of organic life. Which meant that you could look however you wanted to. Masculine, Feminine, Both, Neither, the world would be your proverbial oyster. It required a few major components though, all of which were ‘conveniently’ located in this hellscape of a jungle. It required a site of Great Power at a Leyline Crossing, it required several rare herbs and materials, and it required the blessing of an elder mage.

The biggest problem would be the Elder Mage. They were notoriously hard to work with, and specifically made a retreat at the heart of this jungle to get away from crowds of people all clamoring for their assistance with grand enchantments. You understood some of it. Being surrounded at all times by people begging for your gifts sounded like hell. You had brought gifts, bribes, to soothe the sting of your interruptions, but. There was a strong possibility that you were going to have to fight the mage to earn their approval. And you weren’t sure you could take them.

The Temple, for surely it could only be called a temple, was magnificent. It rose out of the jungle like the sun rose from the horizon light, radiant and cloaked in color. The pillars were massive trees coaxed into growing so that they held up the building’s massive roof tiled in a gorgeous copper hue with lace like fringes of green sprouting at the edges. Around the temple was a river that was crossed by a marble bridge with glass as its floor, allowing you to see the water flowing past. Sheer white curtains fluttered in the breeze around the courtyard. The whole place felt like a dream.

You barely had a moment to relax against the cold tiles underfoot before you saw them.

The Elder Mage known as Mura Eliridis had an androgynous upper body, garbed in a dark blue crop top with copper beading along the bottom. Bangles were situated on each arm, copper with dark blue gems. Their skin was a deep brown, their long hair bound in a black braid, their eyes a vivid green. Around their waist was an intricate dark blue skirt that wrapped around the beginning of a long, copper colored serpentine tail. They looked at you with an amused expression that lacked the animosity you expected.

“A spellcaster, all the way out here?” Their voice was honey in sunlight, slow and smooth and sweet. Mura approached with grace, looking down at you with a surprisingly gentle smile. They reached down and took your hand.

“What brings you here, hmm?”

The question shakes you from your awe and you manage to answer. “I need to cast Shapeless Form.”

“Ahhh, wanting to change the body you’re born in hmm? I can understand that. Sometimes one is meant to change.” Mura pressed their lips to your hand and you felt heat rush to your face in a wildfire. Their lips were softer than expected. Their touch gentle.

Wanna read more? It gets spicy on my Lonely Flans.

[diona-98]

I fixed the color pallet but they still don't look right, I wonder what could possibly be wrong. Oh well, I'll fix it later.

20 minutes later OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE FUCKING SHELL

also ive decided on calling them Flan/Spicy Flan. Yes spicy flan is a thing look it up.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, I CANT WAIT TO SEE

[alinacapellabooks]

Get to know me tag!

Thanks for the tag @deanwax!

Last song: Abnormalize by Ling Tosite Sigure. It's on one of my character playlists for Night Of The Blue Moon

Last TV show or film: The Ballad Of Songbirds and Snakes. I don't care much for films, as I don't have the attention span necessary to sit still and do nothing for that long, but since I loved the book, I had to see the film. It was good, but it would have worked better as a series in my opinion, as it cut way too much from the book

Currently watching: Nothing right now, but I'm excited for Hazbin Hotel

Currently reading: We Could Be So Good by Cat Sebastian. I'm a sucker for gay historical romances, and this one's set in 1950s New York, at a newspaper press. Also while it's not explicitly stated, one of MCs, Andy, is very heavily implied to be autistic, so points for good autistic rep

Sweet, spicy, or savory?: I love sweets, especially red velvet cake, and Haribo gummies. I'm also very fond of Lindt nuxor, and stracciatella lindor truffles

Last thing I searched online: Daki flan. Daki flan plushies are very difficult to come by where I live, and it was just my luck that a store near me happened to have a fresh shipment of giant daki flan plushies in stock. One is now on its way to me

Last thing I searched for writing purposes: Silver pointe shoes. When coming up for a design for Ariel (MC of my WIP, Night Of The Blue Moon)'s magical girl costume, I wanted to create something that was both practical and pretty, and since Ariel did ballet as a teenager, pointe shoes seemed like the perfect option

Current obsession: We Could Be So Good. I'm very, very in love with this book right now. The domestic 1950s newspaper gays took my heart, and they won't give it back. AAAAAA

Tagging some of my newest followers, @elaraslove and @estellamiraiauthor